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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:54
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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No, not a chance
Still no good
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
'Razor blade throat', a stabbing pain, might hint at infection from new Covid strain - WION
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do narcissists love their children?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Thumbs down again.
No way
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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